Oi, Anon-tan! :3
- Yeah I like virgins. I drink their blood every night. Did you heard about Bathory? :3 Her ruined castle is in my country.
59. How many countries have you been to?
- Uhm… Home, Czech, Austria, Poland, Germany
66. Ever done drugs?
- NO! Anon-tan drugs are the pure evil. If you thinking about taking the drugs! NO! You are too cool for drugs baby! TOO COOL! I don’t smoke. Alcohol only very rarely. Drugs are not for us! We are too cool!
Thanks for play :3
1. What song are you listening to right now?
- Uh… I listening.. ng … ngggg: Stone Gods - Defend or die. Good hard rock ^^
11. If you could have any super power, what would it be?
- This is really hard question. But I want to fly! Oh blue skies :3
14. Where do you live?
- Well… I live at home of course *stop trolling you ugly cake* Ok… I live in Europe *no you are so uglyyy* Fiiine! In central EU *I hate you* Slovakia ^^
yaay thaks for plaay :3
What? Just wait! You little piece of bacon!
I don’t have to wait. I have my babies together. They will always be together.
Dude, my wig xD it took me zilion bilion trilion ilion years xD
Levi: Wake up, shitty brat. How long do you plan on laying there?
Eren: Hold on … Hanji…
Eren: Those footsteps are —
Eren: … Corporal!?
Eren: Good morning sir!
Levi: You were gonna foolishly waste such an important day sleeping? How unsightly.*
Eren: Important day? … Is Hanji experimenting again?
Eren: It isn’t even dawn yet …
Levi: Today is the second major cleanup day for the interior of the headquarters.
Eren: Eh? Cleanup day … Another one already?
Eren: Didn’t we just do a major cleanup the day before yesterday—
Levi: We will be cleaning the interior once every two days.
Eren: Once every two days?
Levi: Yes. What did you do last time?
Eren: Ah, I helped out in the gardens!
Levi: Then you’ll be working here today.
Eren: Yes sir!
translator’s note: didn’t translate the little intro in the beginning (basically the stuff at the beginning of anime episodes) or the outro (which was just reading out the title and characters).
I’m kind of iffy about the line with the *, but as always if there are any mistakes in the translation please message me so I can fix it immediately!
|—||Levi (via incorrectsnkquotes)|
THEY ARE SO DUUUMB.. THIS IS MY 6400 POST ANYWAY. BUT THEY ARE SO DUUUMB.
LET’S DON’T GIVE A FUCK. SOME PEOPLE ARE SO DUMB. YOU CAN’T EVEN DO A HEADDESK, OR FACEPALM, BECAUSE WE ARE TOO COOL FOR THIS AND THEY ARE SO FUCKING DUMB AND THEIR REASONS ARE DUMB, AND THEY THINK, THAT HAVING MONEY MEANS HAVING INTELLIGENCE.
I AM SO DONE WITH IT.